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Meet your new daily dose of
chaotic energy! The 2026 F*ck It Calendar is here to scream what you’re thinking—
with zero filter. 💣 Each page packs a punch of
brutally honest swearing wrapped in bold typography and minimalist dark humor design. It’s not just a calendar; it’s
a whole mood for those who believe adulthood is a mess and polite small talk is overrated. 😤🔥

Perfect for gifting to your swear-happy bestie 🏴☠️, propping on your desk for daily inspiration 💼, or treating yourself to some glorious rebellion 🙌. Ideal for holiday white elephant parties, small spaces, or when you need a daily reminder that polite is overrated! 🎉

Specifications:
- 📅 12-month format (January-December 2026)
- 📏 8.5" × 11" perfect size (fits anywhere but makes a big statement)
- 🖨️ Coated paper
- 📌 Reinforced metal grommet for easy hanging
- 💎 Monthly sarcastic self-care tips ("Breathe... or don't. IDGAF")

Life's too short for boring calendars – transform your wall into a monument of magnificent rebellion! 😈🖕
Ready to embrace the chaos? Grab yours before your ex does! 🛒💥